love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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Leonardo DiCaprio - Esquire photographed by Max Vadukul, May 2013



i was born annoyed 

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  • Ticket Person: Hello which movie?
  • Me: *whispers* one direction
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do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax

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